when you're next in the middle of x, why not enjoy the stark beauty of our gaunt yet quaint motel?
set conveniently between the old mill and the dead highway, plenty of sunshine will be yours to bask in, while you ponder your escape.
all rooms include:
- drab and disheveled tawny carpeting.
- boarding over windows.
- small puddles or dark water. (we can offer both, just ask at the desk.)
- rich dank smell
- tarantulas, guano, birds and at least one rat.
- (we can supply room keys for a small fee but unfortunately no breakfasts.)
and while you're here, enjoy our gorgeous heated pool for absolutely no extra charge.
no reservations necessary, just pitch up!
2010